Greetings everyone! I'm Kris Norge and a new antishurtugal member. Instead of doing the standard chapter by chapter sporking, I decided to use my fascination with warfare. In an effort to bring to the light the child prodigy author's absence of knowledge in warfare, I put my extensive studies of both Roman and medieval strategy and tactics to good ( Read more... )

Sorry about the double post. I didn't realize how much Firefox hates me. I don't know why; the hate is so very one-sided. But it does. So here's the picture and you actually get to see it.
( Eragon answers his own question. )

Chapter Fifty-Four: The Vault of Souls. This isn't what you'd expect at all . . .

( No, really, it's nothing you'd expect out of this chapter unless you already read it. )

I've been thinking about the idiot plot turn that Paolini pulled with Eragon's parentage. I can rather understand why he did it, but it didn't work. All the same, it reminded me of experiences I've had with my own writing.
I've either submitted it for criticism, or thought about it a lot. And I think that a certain scene, or phrase, or character is ( Read more... )

I was working on another Inheritance article the other day when I started thinking about Roran, and what use he is as a character. 
( Hint: not very much )

I was foolish enough to engage in one of these recently:


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Hello, everyone! About time I posted this. Let’s hope I won’t screw this over like that whole “Majesty” affair. Let’s begin by boring all of you to death with a quote~

( LJ cuts are soooo complicated! )

mania.com has an article about The 7 biggest Mary Sues in Pop CultureOf course, Eragon and Bella are on it. My favorite line from the article would be "Congratulations Chris: you’ve officially turned The Hero with a Thousand Faces into every douchebag football captain who ever ruined high school for the rest of us ( Read more... )

Hello, everyone! Stealingvowels was sick and busy and unfortunately didn’t get the chance to do her chapter, so I’m posting in her place. In the last chapter, we found Eragon in a battle and he expanded his equipment by obtaining Plot Coupon Spear, which triples his stat points. Suddenly, something happened to Roran!
( Cause it took me 3 tries to get an LJ cut right )

See title.    Just, just--wow.

( I'd take the bumblebee over the Rider anyday. )